I shall have 4 children.
My first daughter shall be named Stacy. My wife will be Stacy's mom. And she shall have it going on. My first son shall be named Luke. Then, I can say "Luke, I am your father." My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get something for her, I shall proclaim, "For Narnia!" And my last son shall be named Sparta. Thus, when I introduce him, I shall announce, "This is Sparta."